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WIN “HOLIDAY” LOOT: Black Friday 2014 goes Geek for Annual “Holiday Hoedown” Outlaw Rewards Contest

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Vanna, eat your heart out!

 

It’s the dreaded day our minds, bodies and wallets fear the most… the day when our mental fortitude is pushed to its limits. Alas, we as a human species have again arrived at another perilous Black Friday. (If you had guessed I was referring to April 15th, I would have accepted that answer as well.)

It’s either been several decades or my memory has completely given in to the alcoholic effects of cheap American beer, but I can’t honestly tell you the last time I stepped inside an actual retail store on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Hell, I’d be hard pressed to tell you the last time I stepped inside any retail store for anything in the last 20 years. My motto is, if it’s on the interwebs, why get up out of my bed and go to the store like the rest of the suckers out there who actually “go to places to buy goods.”

 

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Need a uniquely geeky holiday gift for the liver… err, loved one in your life? (Scroll down to see how to buy your Outlaw flask today!)

 

I’m sure there are some stellar deals out there, and I’m sure getting a 60″ flat screen for $50 is the steal of a lifetime. However, what good is that 60″ when you’re spending the next three months nursing your Black Friday injuries while watching the 7″ boob tube that’s mounted a comfortable 87′-feet away from you in your intensive care hospital room. Admittedly, I can’t offer any TVs for less than the cost of dirt, but I can offer you some great geek swag for the low low price of FREE!

As is quickly becoming Geek Outlaw holiday tradition, I’ve compiled a nice buffet of geeky fare for a select few fellow Outlaws out there willing to put in a few hard earned seconds to enter the unnaturally easy contest I’ve devised.

 

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And these items can be yours for nothing more than your dignity and self worth.

 

What’s the catch you say? Simple. Seeing that ugly is the new geek, I want to see you in your ugliest Christmas / Hanukkah / Kwanza apparel! Don’t have a photo of yourself you say? Well, if you happen to be one of those consistently snappy dressers, then share a photo of a friend or family member in the midst of a holiday fashion faux pas instead. Still empty handed? Then scour the World Wide Web and find me something so outrageously loud, I’ll go deaf just from looking at it.

Submit your photos to GeekOutlaw@outlook.com or my timeline at Geek Outlaw on Facebook (or both) by Midnight (PST) of December 14th, 2014 for your chance to win!  (You also must Like Geek Outlaw on Facebook and be an e-mail subscriber to the GeekOutlaw.com email subscription service to be eligible.)  Jolly old St. Outlaw will make sure all prize packages arrive no later than December 23th (but most likely sooner!)

 

Without further ado, here is a breakdown of this year’s Outlaw prize packages:

 

GRAND PRIZE:

 

– (ONE) r2-D2 Measuring Cup Set

R2-D2 Measuring Cups

One cup water. Half cup oil and a table spoon of “woooooooo!”

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– (ONE) Nerd Block Prize Pack, including:
1 – Simpsons 25th Kid Rock Anniversary Figure
2 – Lego Creator Figure set
3 – Assassins Creed – Edward Kenway Figure
1 – “Join Me’ Star Wars Darth Vader shirt (Adult M)
1 – Legend of Zelda Egg with surprise figure
1- Topps Wacky Package Card Pack

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“Join the dark side… we have free loot.”

Nerd Collage

“We’re ready for our close up, Mr. Outlaw.”

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(ONE) The Tick – Spoon T-Shirt [Adult Med]

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Shouldn’t you buy me dinner first?

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(ONE) Set of DC Super-buff Superhero plush dolls

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“Suck in the guts guys… you’re on the internet.”

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(ONE) SpongeBob Movie Parody Poster

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“Aquatic oddities, Assemble!”

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(ONE) Idiot Stare CD featuring Blayne Alexander of Podthingy!

From the Podthingy co-host’s mouth to your ears.

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(ONE) HERO Complex Magazine featuring The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies

One periodical to rule them all.

 

2ND PRIZE

 

(ONE) Game of Thrones Direwolf Scarf and a mockingbird pin.

Game of Thrones Prize Pack

Winter is coming… you’ll probably need a scarf.

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– (ONE) Simpsons Super-Sized Dominoes set with collector’s case!

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A Simpsons domino set?! WooHoo! Only 28 pieces? Doh!

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(ONE) 80’s Robot Combiner T-Shirt (Adult Med)

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“Autobots, transform and travel back to the 80’s.”

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(ONE) 4DX Promotional T-Shirt (Adult XL)

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What, no hail?

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(ONE) 5×7 Guardians of the Galaxy Photo

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I’ve got a feeling… you might win this contest.

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(ONE) 2014 SDCC Vikings Exclusive Comic

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How can you go wrong with a subtitle containing the word “Blood”?

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Also includes the following from Grand Prize Package:

(ONE) SpongeBob Movie Parody Poster
(ONE) HERO Complex Magazine featuring The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies

3rd PRIZE

 

(ONE) Disney Mickey Mouse Holiday Bag & Mickey Mouse Diary

Disney Bag and Diary

M-I-C…K-E-Y… O-U-T-L-A-W.

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– (ONE) Lego PJ’s Emmet

Everything is awesome! (And free loot is pretty cool too.)

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(ONE) Identity Comics Promo Tee (Adult L)

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Promote one of Geek Outlaw’s many bosses with this killer tee.

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(ONE) Amazing Spider-Man 2 IMAX Limited Edition Poster

Free swag from your friendly neighborhood Outlaw.

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(ONE) Exclusive C4 Central Coast Comic-Con Program

Life’s a beach… until Deadpool visits it.

 

Also includes the following from the above packages:

(ONE) 4DX Promotional T-Shirt (Adult XL)
(ONE) 5×7 Guardians of the Galaxy Photo
(ONE) 2014 SDCC Vikings Exclusive Comic
(ONE) HERO Complex Magazine featuring The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies

 

As has become the norm, all winners receive their fair share of Geek Outlaw stickers which can be used for a whole slew of things including decorating your tablet or smartphone covers, plugging the leaks in your garden hose, or picking up after your dog should you run out of baggies.

 

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Collect the whole set… of one.

 

Oh, and as I promised above, if you’ve got any extra U.S. currency burning a hole in your pocket after all of the money I’ve saved you, I’ve got custom Geek Outlaw “Howdy PartnerD” flasks ripe for the purchasing!

 

Leather Laser Engraved – Geek Outlaw “Howdy PartnerD” Flask
($25 w/ FREE Shipping!)

The Leather Outlaw ($25 + FREE Shipping)

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Steel – Geek Outlaw “Howdy PartnerD”
($20 w/ FREE Shipping!)
[choice of Desperado & 6-Shooter fonts]

Steel Desperado ($20 + FREE Shipping)

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Steel 6-Shooter ($20 + FREE Shipping)

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2014 HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
ALL Flask purchases come with a FREE Outlaw Bandana

($5.00 geek retail value!)

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FREE with Flask purchase or $7.00 shipped!

 

If you want some of these adult-themed goodies, feel free to send your hard-earned money to the Outlaw via Paypal using the email GeekOutlaw@outlook.com. Don’t forget to include your shipping address and specific order description or I’ll assume you are making a donation to the “Geek Outlaw Needs to Buy Groceries This Month Foundation.” (On a serious note, a portion of proceeds from each sale are donated to Operation Gratitude.)

 

 

Good luck to you all, and to all a good Geek Friday!

 

Cowboy-Gold

“Is it just me, or did Santa run out of coal this year?”

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