Yeah, I know what you are all thinking: why has Geek Outlaw recently stopped trying to buy my semi-loyal readership with his Outlaw Rewards contests?
While I am tempted to resort to the normal excuses like, “the dog ate my computer,” or “aliens abducted and probed me in not so pleasant areas” — the plain and simple truth is time is an unforgiving speed demon that only provides me so many precious minutes to devote to give you incredible giveaways.
Like any good Outlaw though, I’m getting back on my proverbial horse to start offering some great prizes over the next few months.
That all starts this month – or half month at this point as it stands – with the July-ish Outlaw Rewards two-week Outlaw Rewards contest. Being that we are in the middle of a very hot summer, I felt it was only fitting to give away Hot Nerd Girl’s very first professional calendar!
Granted, it’s for 2013 and most people are already making their New Year’s plans for 2014, but free is free and nerds can’t be choosers! Regardless, this is the inaugural edition of the calendar and it’s personally signed by the “Hot One” herself, so this is bound to be worth something on eBay in the not too distant future.
(Lord knows I’ve got mine ready to be auctioned off any day now. Luckily she doesn’t ready this blog!)
If that wasn’t nerdy enough, I’m also giving each winner a signed soft cover copy of J. Meredith Harmon’s first ever novel Snyper: A Matter of Caliber.
Due to the fact I’m in the giving mood, I’m also throwing in a set of Geek Outlaw and Hot Nerd Girl stickers to sweeten the pot. As always, I will cover the freight as well.
I’ve got not one, not two, but THREE of these packages to give away, and all you have to do is respond with what cosplay you would love to see Geek Outlaw do for a potential calendar. Mind you, I’m about as hot as an ice cube in Alaska, so asking me to dress up like Gerard Butler from 300 is probably not going to be easy on the eyes for anyone. That being said, the three best responses win.
That’s it! Any easier and I’d just keep the calendars myself (and don’t think that I won’t.)
Submit your responses to the comments below by Midnight (PST) of August 4, 2013 for your chance to win! (You also must Like Geek Outlaw on Facebook and be an e-mail subscriber to the site GeekOutlaw.com to be eligible.)
Best of luck fellow Outlaws! (Although seeing as I have 15 total subscribers, you probably don’t need it.)