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WIN FREE LOOT: Outlaw Rewards Caption Contest – May 2012

Outlaw Rewards Caption Contest – May 2012


Howdy Partnerds and welcome to the May 2012 Geek Outlaw Reward Giveaway!


Every month, I will either dig into my own collection of geeky items or purchase unique and highly desirable valuables (at a deeply discounted rate) to be given to the winner of a contest of my choosing.


Without further delay, what I’m looking for this month is the BEST caption to this photo:


“Don’t look at me, it was the green guy’s turn to bring Marshmallows!”



So all you have to do is ‘assemble’ a caption that is funnier and more creative than mine!  That shouldn’t be too hard considering: A) It took me all of 10 seconds to think of, and B) it came from me.


To be considered, just leave your caption quote in comments section below, it’s that easy!  You have until end of day May 31st to submit your caption!


As with last month’s contest. I’m awarding tw0 winners… 1st and 2nd place.  The winners will be decided by a panel consisting of myself & Hot Nerd Girl.  In the event a tie-breaker is needed, we will consult with an unbiased 3rd party judge TBD. (Most likely me.)


NOTE: No purchase necessary to win, however you MUST be subscribed to Geek Outlaw via e-mail to win as well as “Like” Geek Outlaw on Facebook.  I don’t ask for any $, just your genuine (and pretend) support.



(ONE) Mighty ‘Lightning Power’ THOR 10″ Figure

(And that’s the size of the entire figure… get your mind out of the gutter ladies!)

AND he Talks!

Love knows no bounds…




(ONE)  Avengers Animated DVD Volume 4 – Thor’s Last Stand

(Are we sensing a theme yet?)

Oooh, Hulk shiny!

If Vanna was a Nerd…






(ONE) THOR Theatrical Movie Poster

(Really, you don’t see a trend yet?)

Perfect for hanging in your room, bathroom, ceiling…

Who’s the hot nerd girl hiding behind that God’s mug?




(ONE) Marvel Universe T-Shirt

(Your choice of XL or M)

How much do I love Marvel? Let me picture the ways…

The “Assembled” Duo!


2ND PLACE PRIZE – (for 2nd Best Caption… Duh!)


Runner-up winner will receive a Thor theatrical poster and Marvel Universe T-shirt (Size TBD) as pictured above!



Last but not least… ALL winners also receive 2 Geek Outlaw AND 2 Hot Nerd Girl collectible stickers!

   Collect the whole set… of 2!


If that wasn’t enough, shipping is also included!  I’d tell you the grand total of these prize packs… but I’d rather you laugh uncontrollably AFTER you receive them in the mail.

So what are you waiting for… this Free stuff isn’t going to give itself out!  Throw your (cowboy) hat into the ring of this month’s contest!

 Mooooooooom! There is NOT any candy in here!




  1. hotnerdgirl says:

    Hahaha, you can tell those pictures were taken at 1:00am after a really long day of eating and movie watching LOL

    •  @hotnerdgirl  I know I look like I was hit with a bulldozer, but you look amazing as always!  I don’t know how you do it… must be in your nerdy genes 😉

  2. CraigBakerII says:

    What do you mean you dont know what roshambo is?

  3. JerryMercier says:

    “looks like Kramer burnt the cabin down again”

  4. CraigBakerII says:

    “Looks like we will have to roshambo for it.”

  5. CraigBakerII says:

    “Looks like we will have to roshambo for it.  I’ll go first.”

  6. wookiee1072 says:

    “HNG said she was meeting “Me” here!!! Hulk!!!”

  7. ShaneKroeker says:

    So… Team Edward or Team Jacob?

  8. ShaneKroeker says:

    So… Team Edward or Team Jacob?

    •  @ShaneKroeker  Congrats ShaneKroeker, you took second place in the Geek Outlaw Rewards Caption contest for May!  Sorry for the delay getting in touch with you, but it’s a been a crazy busy month!  Shoot me an email at GeekOutlaw@gmail.com with your shipping info and I will get your prizes out to you ASAP!

  9. Shadowstrider says:

    “Don’t go giving me those dirty looks, America didn’t flatten this place!”

  10. ChrisSlayton says:

    “C’mon, I said no beans this camping trip!”

  11. DavidWoods1 says:

    I don’t think we’re going to find that redheaded X-girl hiding in this forest.

  12. supermo212 says:

    Can someone PLEASE invite a girl the next time we cosplay?

  13. CharlesFilice says:

    That machete wielding psycho picked the wrong campground this time.

  14. WilsonRader says:

    So we were all duped into showing up in full costume in the middle of nowhere?  JARVIS, I call shenanigans!

  15. By Odin’s beard… never light a Hulk fart again metal one!

  16. Mighty_Roach says:

    Does anyone know where I put the GOOD hammer???

  17. TonyVentura says:

    This one time at Band Camp…I saw a Hulk…

  18. Mighty_Roach says:

    Icons, hammers and gears……Oh my!

  19. AntonioMerlinMichaels says:

    So which one of you wants to tell Hulk to stop crapping on our campsite?

  20. Ziro_Opinion says:

    Thor: “Whoever smelled it dealt it!” Captain America: “Whoever denied it, supplied it!” Iron Man: “Whoever made the rhyme, did the crime!”

  21. JoelSeverson says:

    Cpt. America: Geez!  I told you guys to FIND a clearing for camping, not MAKE one!

  22. DallandraGreen says:

    Thor/Ironman at Cpt. America “You set me up on a blind date with HIM!?”

  23. JeffThomas says:

    Iron Man: “Actually no, I win… I’ve had TWO movies of my own…”

  24. Dee O Double says:

    What? How was I to know Hulk and Shawarma would have this outcome?

  25. Dee O Double says:

    What? How was I to know Hulk and Shawarma would have this outcome?

  26. jonnimanning says:

    Seriously? A cape?  That’s so DC…

  27. You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out…

  28. “Where’s Hulk?”
    “Widow made him stop for directions”.

  29. ColtWKing says:

    Cap’ your shield is not blocking your unzipped pants…… but oddly we are both ‘ok’ with it.

  30. DocFaust says:

    “You were supposed to bring the tent!”

  31. forrunrgrl says:

    ” If you two don’t shape up, your both getting pink slips.”

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