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WIN FREE LOOT: Love Thy Nerd with the Valentine’s Day Outlaw Rewards Contest

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Nothing says love like free geek swag and $14 greeting cards.

 

Love is in the air! That, or it’s the languishing effects of the microwave burrito I had for dinner last night.

In any event, the time is upon us to shower our significant others with allergy-inducing overpriced red plants and sugar comas brought on by an overabundance of processed chocolate. Isn’t love grand?

I’m fully convinced that the actual “V” word those in the Harry Potter books wouldn’t dare mention, had nothing to do with the series’ antagonist, but instead was a reference to a little Hallmark holiday that seems to keep rearing its arrow-shaped head every mid-February. If you are one of those who would rather watch Katniss sling her arrows into tributes than see cupid sling arrows in sappy romantic Hollywood love stories, than I’ve got just the contest for you!

 

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I’m sure each of those steel tipped arrows is filled with nothing but love.

 

Thanks to the kind folks over at TBS’s King of the Nerds and the ever-growing mountain of geek swag that is my spare bedroom, I’ve put together a little contest that even the most critical naysayers of love will… love!

How do you win over my affections to win a prize? Quite simple, actually! All I want to know is what is the geekiest or nerdiest thing you’ve ever done on Valentine’s Day… err, V-Day. It can be something you’ve done with your partner, friend, family or even by yourself (Lord knows I’ve spent plenty a February 14th alone over the years.)

 

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If you-know-who is just going to tell me he clogged the toilet with you-know-what again, he-knows-where he can stick it.

 

Submit your short description (or even photo proof if you have it) to GeekOutlaw@outlook.com or on my timeline at Geek Outlaw on Facebook (or both) by Midnight (PST) of March 1st, 2015 for your chance to win! (You also must Like Geek Outlaw on Facebook and be an e-mail subscriber to the GeekOutlaw.com email subscription service to be eligible.)

Want to see the prizes you’ll learn to love? Check them out here:

GRAND PRIZE:

– (ONE) Loot Crate Super Prize Pack, including:
1 – Joker Batman-Batman Funko POP Figure
1- Batman Endgame DC Comic Book #36
1- The Simpsons Anniversary Paper Wallet
1 – Tetris Sticker Set
1 – Loot Crate Pin, Anniversary Mag & Crunchyroll offer!

“Loot” there it is!

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(ONE) Ghostbusters Neck Tie

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“Let’s show this prehistoric b!t$h how we dress downtown.”

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(ONE) King of the Nerds Prize Pack

1 – Box of Nerds candy
1- King of the Nerds iPhone 4(?) case cover
1- Pair of King of the Nerds prop glasses

It’s not a Valentine’s Day gift pack without a tart candy with an appropriate name.

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(ONE) Game of Thrones IMAX Limited Edition Poster

And I am your Outlaw. I have always been your Outlaw. Sucks I know, but you’re stuck with me.

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2ND PRIZE

– (ONE) Loot Crate Prize Pack, including:
1 – Black & Green Nerd Tie
1- Pair of 8-bit Sunglasses
1- Transformers USB Drive Figure
1 – Mini-Comic Book Journal
1 – Loot Crate Pin & 8-bit NES Collectible!

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– (ONE) TeePublic Back to the Containment Unit – BTTF / Ghostbusters crossover t-shirt (Adult Medium).

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“Great Scott! That’s heavy… duty cotton!”

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(ONE) Revenge of the Nerds Limited Edition Promo Beach Ball

Ahhh, the good old days when everyone used to watch movies on DVD.

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Also includes the following from Grand Prize Package:

1 – Game of Thrones IMAX Limited Edition Poster (See GRAND PRIZE)
1- Pair of King of the Nerds prop glasses

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3rd PRIZE

 

Includes the following from the other Prize Packages:

– (ONE) Loot Crate Prize Pack, including:
1 – Black & Green Nerd Tie
1- Pair of 8-bit Sunglasses
1- Transformers USB Drive Figure
1 – Mini-Comic Book Journal
1 – Loot Crate Pin & 8-bit NES Collectible!


1 – Game of Thrones IMAX Limited Edition Poster (See GRAND PRIZE)

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As has become the norm, all winners receive their far share of Geek Outlaw stickers which can be used for a whole slew of things including decorating your tablet or smartphone covers, plugging the leaks in your garden hose, or picking up after your dog should you run out of baggies.

 

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Collect the whole set… of one.

 

Oh, and as I promised above, if you’ve got any extra U.S. currency burning a hole in your pocket after all of the money I’ve saved you, I’ve got custom Geek Outlaw “Howdy PartnerD” flasks ripe for the purchasing!

 

Leather Laser Engraved – Geek Outlaw “Howdy PartnerD” Flask
($25 w/ FREE Shipping!)

The Leather Outlaw ($25 + FREE Shipping)

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Steel – Geek Outlaw “Howdy PartnerD”
($20 w/ FREE Shipping!)
[choice of Desperado & 6-Shooter fonts]

Steel Desperado ($20 + FREE Shipping)

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Steel 6-Shooter ($20 + FREE Shipping)

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If you want some of these adult themed goodies, feel free to send your hard earned money to the Outlaw via Paypal using the email GeekOutlaw@outlook.com. Don’t forget to include your shipping address and specific order description or I’ll assume you are making a donation to the “Geek Outlaw Needs to Buy Groceries This Month Foundation.” (On a serious note, a portion of proceeds from each sale are donated to Operation Gratitude.)

Good luck to you all, and to all a happy V-day!

 

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Sometimes Love means sifting through the mud of a kiddie pool.

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  1. Gary Valerio says:

    This would be so great to win and brighten up my Valentineless day since I’m a great guy thats still single.

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