“I am Outlaw, hear me type!” I was originally going to tell you to hear me “roar” my Wonder Woman review, but I figured everyone already had plenty of reasons to laugh mercilessly at my expense, lest I give you all another. As you are also well aware, I’m […]
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, and try again. This line of thinking describes the Michael Bay directed Transformers franchise to a near perfect tee… in the quality control department that is. Like its predecessors, the latest installment, Transformers: The Last Knight, attempts to improve […]
For some of us, a movie will come along that makes us want to say, “I am Groot.” However, there are others who, in reference to same said movie, would say, “I am Groot.” Both of those diverging sentiments perfectly sum up Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2. It may […]
What do you get when you mix together Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, a bunch of horses, 4K TVs and a whole lot of dirt? If you guessed a celebrity petting zoo you’d be wrong, but I like where your head is. You’d be correct however, if you said 3:10 […]
In sports, they are referred to as grizzled veterans. In Hollywood, they are usually labeled as washed up and past their prime. When it comes to Hugh Jackman’s 17-year run playing the superhero character Wolverine on the big screen, he falls into the former, and not the latter. Unlike […]
If you’d have told me prior to its release, one the best Batman films in the past three decades was going to be made completely of plastic building blocks brought to life with computer animation, I would’ve sprayed shark repellant in your face. Nevertheless, thanks to the recent release […]
Singles beware… the one day of the year that all of us non-coupled cro-magnons dread like the second coming of Cher’s coming out of retirement tour, is upon us once more. You know the holiday, the name of which that starts with a ‘V,’ but we must not speak, […]
Most people, myself included, think that if you were to ask a dog what it’s purpose is in life, every canine would respond with the following, “Lick myself, eat, drink, sleep, lick myself, pee on fire hydrants, poop on the lawn, lick myself, then proceed to immediately lick my […]
What do you get when you put two of today’s hottest actors together in a big budget science fiction romance flick? If you answered, “I don’t know because Sony Pictures, in their ultimate wisdom, decided to release their space film Passengers less than 120 hours after the theatrical debut […]
If you’ve never met anyone willing to drive 500 miles round trip just to see a movie, then apparently you haven’t had the pleasure (or misfortune) of meeting yours truly. The Outlaw indeed made a pilgrimage through the Hoth-esque Pacific Northwest to the western hemisphere of Washington state to […]
